Game Dev n00bs

[Goycha]

Hi there devs! I don't think you are that good devs as I've seen what good devs can do. I think you wouldn't do any better even if you ate sekelj kupus each and every day.
Oh yea, and the question: is there a way for me to do gamedev using nothing but my mind? Like, I don't have hands and legs so I can't type (don't ask me how I'm typing right now) so I'd like to >think< the game and to create it?
Btw, how are games made anyways - do you like, type some text in notepad and draw some lines in Paint and the game works?

[xenocide]

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[Render Monkey]

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